So far, I can read “War and Peace” in ten seconds.
How do you make a hot dog stand? Steal its chair. What does the ice say to the fire? Fire listen, you might be hotter, but I’m cooler. Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose? His powder puff is on the wrong end. What did the right eye say to the left eye? Just between you and me, something smells!. What kind of cat likes to go bowling? Alley cats. The son lagged behind and fell splat on the floor. There were three tomatoes, a mom, a dad, and a son. Did you hear about the traveling snowman? He did his sales calls by i-cicle. What do superheroes put in their drinks? Just ice!. What occurs when you are alone and you get too cold? You are totally ice-olated.What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed? Sleep somewhere else. What did one elevator say to the other? I think I am coming down with something!. Want to hear an icebreaker? Fat penguin. What do cats like to eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies. When I meet women, I immediately start talking about global warming. What did the man say when he slipped and fell on ice? Nothing he just gave everyone the cold shoulder!. Did you hear the rumor about butter? Never mind, I shouldn’t spread it. If shorts are called shorts, why aren’t pants called longs?. Why did the frog take the bus to work today? His car got toad away. Why did the gum cross the road? Because it was stuck to the chicken’s footĭiscover EVEN MORE great icebreaker questions for small groups. How does a pig go to the hospital? In a hambulance. Why are penguins socially awkward? They find it difficult to break the ice. What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit? Bugs Bunny. What has six eyes but cannot see? Three blind mice. What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on a head!. How does a farmer count a herd of cows? With a cow-culator. Why was the math book sad? Because it has many problems. Why did the duck get kicked out of rehab? He couldn’t lay off the quack. 
You know what a clean desk is a sign of? A cluttered desk drawer.Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.What has one horn and gives milk? A milk truck.Do you know what batman loves to eat? His diet isn’t very varied, he loves just-ice.What travels around the world but stays in one corner? A stamp.
Why didn’t the lifeguard save the hippie? Because he was too far out.How do you make a hot dog stand? Steal its chair.Did you hear about the magic tractor? It was driving down the road and suddenly turned into a field!.
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Penguins are never full from dinner… they like to have ice pudding for dessert!.What kind of bird can lift the most? A crane.
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What did the rug say to the floor? Do not move! I have got you covered!. What washes up on very small beaches? Microwaves. What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo? Big holes all over Australia!. How can you get four suits for a dollar? Buy a deck of cards.
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